- Things You Think Only You Do

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.