whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Your mom

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I eat ass

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.