Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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hate Justin Bieber

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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sit in the shower

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.