If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.