When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.