Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.