put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Pee in the shower.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.