Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.