- Things You Think Only You Do

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

shag your mom

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.