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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back
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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.
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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face
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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.
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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.
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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.
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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient
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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...
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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.
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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up
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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.
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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.
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I put salt on buttered toast...
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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.
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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree
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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.
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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours
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I can see a magic eye image
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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.
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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.
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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.