When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.