when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.