Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -91

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

thumb_up thumb_down -91

I really enjoy self-pity.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

thumb_up thumb_down

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

thumb_up thumb_down -54

hallo

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

thumb_up thumb_down +68

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

thumb_up thumb_down -158

I put salt on buttered toast...

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

thumb_up thumb_down +45

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

thumb_up thumb_down -45

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Reading the terms of service :O....

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

thumb_up thumb_down -122

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.