Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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fap

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I pee in the shower.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I sleep in the nude.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.