I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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misread flashlight

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.