- Things You Think Only You Do

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.