pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Pee in the shower.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.