when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.