- Things You Think Only You Do

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

incognito mode on google chrome

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.