I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.