I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I know how to type a ¿

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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conundrum.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.