Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.