"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.