I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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shag your mom

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Go outside and pee.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.