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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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shag your mom

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I really like taking shits.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.