Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Go outside and pee.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.