Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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ASMR

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.