sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.