When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.