Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Play Minecraft

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.