Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.