Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Your mom

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I want to suck on your penis

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.