every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Your mom

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.