When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.