Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.