When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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R A P E Children

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.