When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

R A P E Children

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

Tried to suck ur own penis

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.