whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

R A P E Children

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

Tried to suck ur own penis

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.