Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.