I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.