singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.