Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.