when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.