When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Pee in the shower.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.