try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.