Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.