Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.