Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Your mom

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I want to suck on your penis

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.