having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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hate Justin Bieber

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.