Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.