whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.