put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Vote for the other guy

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.