The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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misread dig bick

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.