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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Brake for tail-gaters

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.