The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.