When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Pee in the shower

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.