write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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This song will not come out of my head!

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.