after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.