- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Sitting down in the shower

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I **** with no hands.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.