- Things You Think Only You Do

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Tear up when I poop

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.