Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.